Woke up the other day. Rolled out of bed and decided I was going to make eggs for breakfast. So I turn the heat on low so it will cook slow and go to put on some makeup. Well I am retarded and forget about the egg cooking. I remembered while I was doing my hair, and ran into the kitchen and just prayed it wasn't burned. It wasn't! Maybe a little overcooked but I was pleasantly surprised. So I go to flip it over and the egg exploded all over! It was all over my face, my hair, my clothes, and my kitchen. I had no idea one egg could create such a mess! And to make it even worse I was only about 10 inches away when the thing blew up. Which means I got a lovely burn on my arm and I swear on my eyeball because it was so hot. So FYI for everyone that cooks eggs in the morning, or anytime for that matter. EGGS EXPLODE IF YOU COOK THEM TOO LONG! Your welcome.
8.18.2009
Goodmorning... no bad morning.
Woke up the other day. Rolled out of bed and decided I was going to make eggs for breakfast. So I turn the heat on low so it will cook slow and go to put on some makeup. Well I am retarded and forget about the egg cooking. I remembered while I was doing my hair, and ran into the kitchen and just prayed it wasn't burned. It wasn't! Maybe a little overcooked but I was pleasantly surprised. So I go to flip it over and the egg exploded all over! It was all over my face, my hair, my clothes, and my kitchen. I had no idea one egg could create such a mess! And to make it even worse I was only about 10 inches away when the thing blew up. Which means I got a lovely burn on my arm and I swear on my eyeball because it was so hot. So FYI for everyone that cooks eggs in the morning, or anytime for that matter. EGGS EXPLODE IF YOU COOK THEM TOO LONG! Your welcome.
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