Looks like your sleeping on the street tonight

Have you never had you mattress lying on State Street in downtown SLC at 11pm on a Sunday night? I have. Cory let me borrow his truck to move my things but I couldn't drive a stick shift so I recruited Stephanie to drive the truck and help me move. So we loaded everything in and I guess you are supposed to have ties to tie it down. Well I am not a man and my brain does not think like that so we decided that she would just drive slow and I would drive right behind her. Well the road is a little bumpy and as we were driving down state street in front of the Mexican corner food stand and Steph hit a bump and out flys my mattress. Right smack in the middle of the street. She keeps driving not really noticing so I put on my hazards and park in the middle of the road and haul the thing to the side. I think was looking pretty good in my Sunday dress because those Mexicans sure know how to let you know that! So I call Steph and she turns around and we rearrange the truck to hold the mattress a little tighter. It was quite the night. We finished at about 1 am and I treated her to a Sonic run afterwards. I will now have to rent a uhaul from now on.